Pinch me, let me awake from this extravagant dream. Is it true that I have already been to three countries in a little over a month? How is this real? Why is this happening to me? I NEVER want this to end. Goodbye reality forever. You know, not every wanderer is lost….
This weekend was fantastic, chaotic, and classy. London was indescribable and it was so refreshing to actually understand billboards, signs, menus, markings, and conversations between local Londoners. To kick off the weekend, Kelsey, Taylor, and I went to Le Fate (which means the Fairy in Italian) on Thursday night which has a set student menu that included an antipasto, first course, dessert and wine for only 10 Euro a person. The manager actually instructs cooking classes at AUR every Tuesday from 6-9.15 pm, which is one of the many things on my “to-do” lists. After Le Fate, Taylor, Kelsey, and I headed home and packed up our suitcases, showered, and got ready for our 3:30 am wake-up call from Auto line Roma (which is a convenient taxi service recommended by AUR). After customs, luggage, and visa checks, we were on our way to the Stansted Airport in London, England. After we touched down in London, we immediately took an express Bus to the Victoria Coach station, which was approximately 2 hours away from the airport and for only 10 pounds, don’t mind if we did. The ride was amazingly smooth and with comfortable and recliner chairs and foot rests, we felt like WE were the Queens of England.
Once we arrived in Victoria, we got lost for about 20 min (standard) trying to find The White Ferry Hostel. After asking at least 5 people, we finally found our 15 person co-ed hostel. Now don’t get me wrong, on the outside it looks like a white wonderland with blue shutters. But hey, it was a great experience to say the least. We could not check into the hostel until 2 pm, so we decided to walk down Buckingham Palace Road and see THE Buckingham Palace. We took pictures along the way and read every sign imaginable in our English accents. We also toured Big Ben, saw the London Eye, and went through great lengths to find THE ONE AND ONLY Chipotle in London. Let me tell you, it was AMAZING. I don’t know why it was so good, but after our royal meal, we headed to the Royal and London Bridges extremely satisfied and loving on life. We also met Shawne’s friends from Maryland who are studying abroad in London, England for the semester. It was hilarious because they did not know where Big Ben was. Are you kidding me? I mean, what else is there? It is a LANDMARK, NOT A LANDFILL! After we toured London and took the typical telephone pictures in the booths, and visited Millennium Bridge, St. Paul’s Cathedral, and Riverside Walk, we decided to check into our hostel..the thing we have been dreading the entire trip. However, it turned out a lot better than we expected when we saw that happy hour was from 4-7! Hollaaaaaa! Don’t mind if we did. We went up to the bartender and asked for a pint of Stella. He just shook his head and told us to get Staropramen, which is literally the best beer I have ever tasted. After happy hour, we were DEAD and to our dismay, passed out cold at 10 pm in the hostel. However, with a 15 person co-ed hostel comes a 10 minute timed light and with everyone entering and leaving at their pleasure, it was a little difficult to fall asleep before 2 am.
The next day was the best. We woke up around 8 am, had our continental breakfast which included toast, cereal and the delicious tea and headed to Harrods (which was a 4 level department store in the heart of London.) However, of course it is never that easy. The double-decker bus only took coins and with 2 pounds and 20 pents per ride, we had to ask for change. And why not go to The Ritz to ask for change? It also was conveniently pouring, so when we checked into the lobby at one of the most fanciest hotels in the world, asking for the receptionist to split our 5 pounds into coins for a one-way bus ticket, of COURSE we got some stares and grins. And to make it even worse, I had to pee REAL BAD. I asked where the “powder room” was and spent at least 15 minutes taking pictures inside because it was so classy. It made our White Ferry Hostel look like an abandon trailer stuck in the middle of 8 mile in Downtown Detroit. Oh well. That’s life.
Once we all got enough coins, we headed to the bus station and jumped on a double-decker fire truck red bus (my dream come true.) We asked were Harrods was, but decided to make the best out of our money and stay on for a ride (until it looped around again.) However, that was NOT the case. The bus did NOT loop but stopped at a station about 17 stops passed Harrods. The route did not loop but rather went north to South. When it came to an erupt stop, we were asked to immediately leave and started laughing hysterically. Just our luck. However, our luck dramatically changed when the number 9 started its engine and we jumped back on. WHEW. So close.
When we finally went to Harrods, my heart pounded. It was absolutely breathtaking. So many stores, departments, levels, wings..Sara (my sister) would have pitched a tent and disappear forever. However, the annoying ringing of price conversions kept buzzing around in my head and I realized (once again) that every 1 pound was equivalent to 1.50 U.S dollar. BUZZ KILL. However, that did NOT stop Kelsey (who made such adorable purchases). She got an awesome light brown pair of boots, pick tinted Ray Bans, a Ralph Lauren Sweater, a dress, and two H&M t-shirts. SO CUTE. I also bought two shirts from H&M, which turned out to be the best one I have ever been to (eats the NY one for lunch!) After our shopping extravaganza, we wanted to be real Londoners and try their world famous Fish n’ Chips. We stopped at an Irish pub called Bag O’Nails and indulged into their most “famous” cuisine which is nothing comparable to Italy.) After our meal, we went back to the hostel, took a small cat nap, and headed out to the classiest, most luxurious 5-Star World- Famous Connaught Hotel where Arielle and Michael resided for the weekend, which was located in the heart of Mayfair. She told us to “dress up” which consisted of a sweater and a 3 week old pair of jeans (LOVE ME!) for a drink at the hotel. When we arrived at the glorious hotel, we were of course underdressed by a mile and an half. I saw the fanciest humans ever, and I desperately wanted to go up and ask them what their majors were. I NEED to live like that!! I ordered the BEST 20 pound mojito I have ever tasted and we all killed three rounds of olives and mixed nuts. Michael, bless his heart, paid for everything, which was so sweet of him. After we pretend to be royalty for an hour, Arielle and Michael had to leave for dinner reservations. We then proceeded to go the door man and asked for our coats. When he put them all on us, he was of course expecting a tip from us, but Taylor and Kelsey pulled away very quickly before I gave him a piece of my Orbit gum (hey at least it wasn’t ABC gum like in Home Alone!)
After we left, we went to grab a bit to eat at a local restaurant and crashed at the hostel. In the middle of the night, an Indian man came into ur room with a British Accent and yells at the top of his lungs:
“Do you mind if I turn the lights on?” “The lights are ON. I AM SORRY THAT THE LIGHTS ARE ON. They should be going off any moment. The lights that is. Yes they are finally going off. THE LIGHTS ARE FINALLY OFF. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Taylor and I were peeing our pants with laughter, mostly because he slept 5 inches away from Taylor’s head. It was a very successful weekend to say the least. You have to live and try everything at least once in your life. Goodbye London. It was real. It was fun, and it was DEFINATLY real fun!